Site news kolhosniki.ru
DATACENTER ERROR!!! Внимание! Авария в датацентре!!
Subscribe to the telegram channel https://t.me/kolhosniki_en
Ford TIS Online Free
2021-12-10
I present to your attention the online version of the Ford Tis program. It contains cars from 1995 to 2010 of the Ford concern for the markets of Europe and the USA
More details
Online workshop manuals (elsawin, opel tis, mitchell on demand)
2021-04-20
We present to your attention online versions of popular car workshop manuals programs - Kolhosniki Workshop Manuals. ElsaWin online (Audi, VW, Seat, Skoda), Opel Tis 2000 online, Mitchell on demand online
More details
Wiring diagrams (testing)
2019-02-12
Wiring diagrams have been added to Elsa-online. Some files may be missing. The functionality of viewing diagrams itself has not yet been fully developed. In the process of revision.
More details
Audi 100 - cheap style
2017-07-27
3 weeks ago we got our hands on a full day Audi 100 1983. This day was very strange for our small provincial town. And residents could tell very strange stories: Two men at 8 am buying condoms and gouache. Some grown-up guy in shorts rode an 8-year bike around the city. Some painted Indian danced at the dismantling ... But it was only 10 o'clock in the morning ... During one of the "strange" events, the former owner of my red hundred square meters passed by. There was sympathy on his face. He is no longer the head physician and will not be able to arrange us in a good mental hospital. The sun was blazing hell. By noon we were burnt like crabs in a saucepan. 13 hours of video footage. 2 weeks of installation. But it was worth it. Now about the car. Somehow it was not included in the video! The quality of workmanship, ergonomics, design, all this is on top. And this was done 34 years ago! Something tells me that earlier c1, c2 are performed at the same level. Engine sound. Every motorist should hear this at least once in his life. Why hu c4 does not have an adjustment of the inclination of the lower seat cushion (electric seats do not count)? And c3 has 83 years. c2, c3, c4 are generally very similar constructively and ideologically. It turns out that the Germans have been producing practically the same design for 20 years. VAZ is scolded for the release of ancient cars. And then what? Cars ahead of their time? Or such a good design? Well, whatever you say, she is awesome to this day. In our case, this is such a combat classic. This is not a museum piece or a weekend car. This is a car for every day. And the car is in style. despite some external flaws, the car is almost flawless in terms of technical aspects (1983!). And the bombed BORBET DESIGN A and neat understatement make the car very catchy in the stream. Magnet of attention and looks. Drive past the traffic cops and not be stopped? He waved his wand. I walked around twice. Then his partner walked around. "Why did you ruin the car?" - said the envy of the traffic cop aloud. Envy that he cannot drop his service basin and put on the same disks. The guy at the car wash could not resist and took a picture of the car. Photographing furtively, as if embarrassed by his feelings for a new love. And the people in the stream ... look at my car too. They drill holes in the arches with their expert views. On their faces there are grins and pre-vomiting grimaces. But this is different. The men look at her as if it is a chick with an awesome nut coming. They can't take their eyes off. Drive past the traffic cops and not be stopped? He waved his wand. I walked around twice. Then his partner walked around. "Why did you ruin the car?" - said the envy of the traffic cop aloud. Envy that he cannot drop his service basin and put on the same disks. The guy at the car wash could not resist and took a picture of the car. Photographing furtively, as if embarrassed by his feelings for a new love. And the people in the stream ... look at my car too. They drill holes in the arches with their expert views. On their faces there are grins and pre-vomiting grimaces. But this is different. The men look at her as if it is a chick with an awesome nut coming. They can't take their eyes off. Drive past the traffic cops and not be stopped? He waved his wand. I walked around twice. Then his partner walked around. "Why did you ruin the car?" - said the envy of the traffic cop aloud. Envy that he cannot drop his service basin and put on the same disks. The guy at the car wash could not resist and took a picture of the car. Photographing furtively, as if embarrassed by his feelings for a new love. And the people in the stream ... look at my car too. They drill holes in the arches with their expert views. On their faces there are grins and pre-vomiting grimaces. But this is different. The men look at her as if it is a chick with an awesome nut coming. They can't take their eyes off. that he cannot drop his service basin and put on the same disks. The guy at the car wash could not resist and took a picture of the car. Photographing furtively, as if embarrassed by his feelings for a new love. And the people in the stream ... look at my car too. They drill holes in the arches with their expert views. On their faces there are grins and pre-vomiting grimaces. But this is different. The men look at her as if it is a chick with an awesome nut coming. They can't take their eyes off. that he cannot drop his service basin and put on the same disks. The guy at the car wash could not resist and took a picture of the car. Photographing furtively, as if embarrassed by his feelings for a new love. And the people in the stream ... look at my car too. They drill holes in the arches with their expert views. On their faces there are grins and pre-vomiting grimaces. But this is different. The men look at her as if it is a chick with an awesome nut coming. They can't take their eyes off.
More details
Audi 100. Zombie wants to live. 1 part.
2017-06-20
А что будет если купить 25 летнюю машину?А что будет если купить 25 летнюю битую машину? Сильно битую машину.А что будет, если купить 25 летнюю сильно битую машину за очень дешево и попытаться дать ей 125 шанс в её жизни?Может она еще послужит?
More details
Volkswagen Iltis - Papa Quattro
2017-06-09
Зимой 76-77 годов Audi испытывали новые тачки в горах снежной Швеции. Мощные рядные пятерки с отдачей в 170 сил. Красота!Но никто из этих красавцев не мог угнаться за мелким хищником, мощность которого составляла какие-то 75 лошадок.Все дело было в системе полного привода, к тому же очень удачной, ведь она была разработана одними из лучших инженеров столетия.
More details
УАЗ антигелик Кости AcademeG'а
2017-06-09
Инженеры toyota motors, разрабатывая серию двигателей jz и uz, наверное даже не могли представить себе то, куда пойдет их детище.И кто его знает, как бы повернулась история, если бы они знали, что по грязной морозной России будут рассекать сотни бешенных "Газелей" с не менее бешенными UZ под капотом.Моторы на столько удачные, что их втыкают даже в ауди, бмв и субару, хотя у тех и своих удачных моторов хоть попой кушай.Но все это уже приелось. А вот как вам идея УАЗика с таким двигателем? Кирпичик с 300 лошадками!
More details
Электро-велосипед Zhorick Revazov
2017-06-08
Всем привет! Наверное кто-то из вас следит за каналом Zhorick.Кто не в курсе - Georgy сделал электровелик и упал с него при скорости 50км. час, попутно сломав руку.Перелом сложный, со смещением мозгаПоэтому, пока Zhorick зализывает ранки, предлагаю заехать на его байке на 402 метра!
More details
Audi V8 - the flagship of Audi in the first half of the 90s
2017-06-07
В 80ые годы фирма ауди стала по-тихонечку отгрызать рынок у тогдашних лидеров BMW и MB. Но в сегменте S-класса была брешь. И audi решили попробовать себя в данном классе.Первый в мире седан представительского класса с полным приводом!Платформа получила свой индекс — d11.Познакомимся с машиной поближе и прокатимся на ней по нашему виртуальному автодрому!